Ryou: Have you seen my scalpel?
Marik: You mean your xacto knife?
Ryou: No my scalpel.
Marik: Your hobby knife.
Ryou: No my scalpel.
Joey: ............*sweating bullets*
Marik: your...scalpel.
Ryou: Yes, my scalpel the one that came with my dissection kit.
Joey: *Leaves Room*
Marik: Why would you have a dissection kit? You didn't take a biology lab.
Ryou: I bought it off from a pre-med student who flunked out.
Marik: You bought it off from a pre-med flunkie?!
Ryou: Oh and all their anatomy books too and heavy duty lab apron and their goggles and everything!
Marik: Who are they??
Ryou: ^^ I don't think you have to worry about that, they said they weren't coming back to campus.
Joey: *on the phone frantic whispering* yuuuuuuuuug please come pick me uuuuuuuuuuuuup!
20 minutes later
Joey: *waiting in parking lot*
Marik: *furiously looking up missing persons*
Bakura: *On his knees and leaning at the edge of the table watching Ryou cut out delicate wooden pieces with his scalpel* You know they think you murdered someone for their shit, right?
Ryou: That's silly! I don't have poor tastes! At best, I looted the body. I paid them $50 for all their shit.